IWANTTOBEAPRINCESS

ablogwithoutpants:

impalas-wings:

pizz4s:

if you and your best friend don’t have those small gay moments i can tell you that your friendship is gonna end soon

… small gay moments?

we’re about an inch away from hot lesbian sex in the hallways

if the whole school doesn’t think you and your best friend are fucking you’re doing it wrong

(via jerseysharkgirl)

(Source: subliminalsarcasm, via laughingisbetter)

(Source: flymemiley, via siena-italy)

theinsufferablefan:

broadway-aradia:

what if you had an oven that could make things cold instead of hot omg

(via 5sexgodsarecoming-inmypants)

queeflto:

whenever i have to write an essay i always end up just repeating myself but in new creative ways

(via 5sexgodsarecoming-inmypants)

cozely:

I really want to hear Obama say “nigga please” just once 

(via sydneyraine)

magicconchshell:

is it too late to wrap myself up like a baby and drop myself off on a billionaire’s doorstep 

(via siena-italy)

i have boobs and a great taste in music and honestly, if thats not enough then i’m not sure what is

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(Source: stevemcqueened, via stripperbelle)